Quaffuccino Rant

(from RussellMUCK 10/23/02)


Rua says, "Yummy.... instant capuccino...."

Calin thinks there should be a drink called quaffaccino.

Rua asks, "Do I want to know?"

Calin asks, "Know what?"

Rua says, "What on earth it is."

Calin says, "Obviously something good to drink, with a name like that."

Rua says, "I'm at a loss for words..."

Calin says, "Hrm. Perhaps quaffuccino would be a better spelling."

Calin says, "It's something that you quaff. Try to keep up."

Sessa asks, "What are you quaffing?"

Calin says, "Quaffuccino."

Sessa says, "I think it should be Crappaccino."

Cal asks, "something that makes you vomit?"

Paw purrs, "Actually, I wouldn't expect a Crappaccino would make you *vomit*..."

Sessa is amussed.

Pearl says, "Eewww."

Paw purrs, "Yeh."

Akili rumbles lightly, "Sounds like another name for Ex-Lax."

Sessa says, "But it is crappaccino because it is crappy instant stuff, not cuz ummm, yeah, won't go there again."

Cal says, "thus the vomit comment."

Calin says, "But _I_ was talking about quaffuccino. Which wouldn't be crappy, it would be quite quaffable."

Sessa asks "How would you do that?"

Calin says, "Well if I knew..."

Sessa says, "Maybe you should figure it out..."

Calin says, "Then I'd make my fortune by becoming the Quaffuccino King."

Sessa says, "Quaffaccino Queen has a better ring."

Calin says, "Well... we could all be in on it, and be the Quaffuccino Quorum."

Sessa says, "I wanna be the jester mascot!!"

Rua says, "Make it stop....."

Calin says, "Cool. You be the jester mascot. And I'll be the Quaffuccino King."

Rua asks "Can I be the queen?"

Calin says, "Sure!"

Rua says, "Yay!!!!"

Sessa says, "And we will have Pearl the Princess."

Calin says, "And Cal can be the Quaffuccino Kender!"

Sessa asks, "What does he do?"

Calin says, "The kender? Probably absconds."

Rua asks, "What about Paw?"

Calin says, "Paw... Hrm."

Calin says, "Not sure yet."

Sessa says, "Akili Acrobat."

Calin asks, "Why do we need an acrobat in our quorum?"

Akili is hardly an acrobat, at any rate.

Sessa says, "Well I don't want to entertain by myself."

Calin says, "You're the MASCOT. It's all you."

Sessa joins in on the cappaccino goodness.

Rua says, " :) I'm the queen, I get to sit around.... with Pearl...."

Calin rolls his eyes.

Pearl thinks that we'll be quaffing at you, not with you.

Calin chuckles.

Rua asks, "Is that getting old Calin?"

Akili rumbles lightly, "Akili the... Assassin? Nah."

Calin says, "I don't think it would be very proper for the queen to have an ill-concealed affair with the princess."

Sessa says, "Sure, but you would have to use a spoon."

Pearl will be doing great things as Quaffing Princess--building a library and inviting the gypsies to the ball.

Rua says, "I never said what I would be doing with Pearl, just that we'd be together."

Sessa says, "A cappuccino spoon, for all your assasination spoon."

Calin says, "QUAFFuccino."

Calin says, "Don't forget our gimmik."

Pearl says, "No, a SPORK not a spoon."

Akili rumbles lightly, "But, but... there IS no spoon. Now, a spork, *that* I could get behind."

Calin laughs.

Pearl says, "That's what I'm saying Akili."

Sessa says, "Okay. That works. I can deal with that."

Pearl says, "I'd want to be BEHIND the spork anyway, Akili. Certainly not in front of it--ouch."

Akili stalks around with a Giant Spork.

-of Clause.

Rua says, "Yay, giant spork!!!"

Sessa says, "It MUST be white though, and made of plastic."

Calin asks, "Not cream colored?"

Cal thinks this is getting silly.

Calin asks, "Getting?"

Akili takes a moment to polish his legendary Giant Spork of Clause.

Calin says, "It got silly a long while ago."

Cal asks, "like, a couple years ago?"

Calin says, "Perhaps."

Sessa says, "Well, it could be cream colored if it matches the Quaffaccino."

Calin says, "Ah, good call."

Akili goes around and assassinates cups of quaffuccino with his Giant Spork.

Rua says, "Hey, I was going to drink that..."

Sessa says, "No, you assassinate the cappuccino."

Akili rumbles lightly, "Ah. Eliminate the opposition, good plan."

Sessa says, "Exactly."

Akili runs into the night, sporking as many Starbucks as possible.

Sessa says, "YAY!"

Sessa says, "Akili the HERO!"

Sessa says, "I don't think anyone would mind if you accidently on purpose got a couple of those Jamba Juices and Panda Expresses while you are at it."

Rua says, "No, I don't think they would..."

Akili thinks that falls under 'collateral damage'.

Sessa says, "Don't forget McDonalds, everyone has just accepted that they have taken over...but if you started destroying them...."

Rua says, "Hey, why don't we just sell the idea to Starbucks and then make a ton of money off of it...."

Akili rumbles lightly, "Maybe because that's *fraternizing with the enemy*!"

Akili brandishes his Spork ominously, and confesses that he's having way too much fun with this.

Pearl giggles.

Rua says, "Hey, don't threaten me, I'm your queen."

Sessa is on Akili's side.

Rua says, "Fine, it was just an idea."

Pearl is on Akili's side ... of the Spork so she doesn't get stabbed.

Rua pouts.

Sessa pulls Rua's bottom lip.

Sessa says, "Yank!"

Pearl picks her Queen up and takes her away to do queenly things.

Rua glares evily at Sessa.

Rua says, "I don't think I'm in the mood Pearl..... they've upset me."

Cal wonders what a Kender is.

Sessa wonders what Paw is.

Sessa says, "Well the Prince of course!"

Sessa says, "Paw the Prince with Pearl the Princess."

Rua says, "Awww, my 'children' have cute names...."

Pearl rolls her eyes.

Rua laughs

Sessa says, "P.P. & P.P. forever!"

Pearl laughs.

Sessa laughs.

Akili chuckles.

Pearl suddenly sees the possibility for role playing here now.

Rua says, "Oh, no, what did we start..."

Pearl says, "It's all Calin's fault--him and his quaffucino."

Sessa says, "The Quest for Quaffuccino."

Paw purrs, "It's all Russellfault!"

Paw points to the MUCK's name.

Sessa says, "Um no, It is ALWAYS Paw's fault."

Pearl shakes her head.

Rua says, "Or Calin's."

Sessa is reminded of Into the Woods.

Pearl is too.

Calin says, "And through the dell. The path is straight, I know it well..."

Akili rumbles lightly, "Yeah, don't go blaming *me*. I just run the place. :)"

Sessa says, "So it's YOUR fault, and isn't mine at all."

Akili has been tempted to role-play on here several times, but it's too easy to get distracted by all the other uses this place has. ;)