Someday when we have several million dollars to throw around, we'll build a castle. It should have the following considerations:

• Great Hall
• Great Kitchen
• Ball Room
• Courtyard
• Ramparts
• Apartments for each family of residents, with the following features:
  • Living room
  • Kitchen
  • Bathroom (1 or more)
  • Bedroom (1 or more)
• Tower workshop
• Server room
• Secret tunnels
• Portcullis
• Moat
• Drawbridge
• Elevator, and other accessibility features (well hidden)
• Full electric and utilities etc
• Central air/heating
• Fireplaces
• Library
• Siege Engines (Trebuchet, Catapult, Ballista, etc.)