Ephraim's Day

BR Named for the patron saint of illegitimate rest and relaxation, Ephraim's Day tends to fall on any day where one is too tired/stressed/bored to go to work that day, although it can apply to any other expected task, such as classes, appointments, or any time you'd rather be someplace else than where you are supposed to be going. BR It was 'discovered' by Paw and ["Calin"] while they were in high school. BRBR In what is believed to be a curious statistical anomaly, Ephraim's Day seems to frequently occur on a Tuesday. BRBR Being a rather liberal saint, he does not object to several days in a row, but it bears pointing out that it's Ephraim's Day, not Ephraim's Week. BRBR In any event, you can be assured that anyone celebrating Ephraim's Day is, in the balance of probability, having a better day than you are. BRBR