Rants of all flavors! Angry, silly, instructional... for your reading pleasure.

• WhenRotaviriiAttack

  • (humorous) Silly and hillarious! A must read!

• LizardsAndElephants

  • (humorous) Silly and hillarious! A must read!

• InstantMovieSummaries

  • (humorous, technical) ["Akili"] sums up many B movies in this rant about webcam drivers.

• PhilCollins

  • (humorous) ["Calin"] rips off Phil Collins, and pays the price.

• WhoOwnsYourComputer

  • (technical) ["Calin"] and ["Akili"] show their irritation for The Big Corporate.

• DifferencesBetweenMenAndWomen

  • (frustrating) Something of a battle of the sexes... or maybe a language lesson. This one's pretty long. You have been warned.

• MythicalCreatures

  • (humorous) Are you mythical? Read this and find out!
• ["Quaffuccino"]
  • (humorous) Who will be the Quaffuccino King?

• ActiveDirectoryHell

  • (technical) ["Calin"] describes a painful week at work.

• VideoConferencingOnTheInternet

  • (technical) ["Akili"] explains how video conferencing works, and doesn't work, on the internet.

• UninteruptiblePowerSupplies

  • (technical) ["Akili"] and ["Azizi"] have a long discussion about Uninterruptable Power Supplies.

• BeAfraidOfRandomDrivers

  • (humorous) Do YOU fall into any of these categories?

• MentalKeyboards

  • (science fiction) An interesting news article results in an even more interesting discussion between ["Akili "] and ["Calin"].

• WantToBeaSysadmin

  • (technical) ["Calin"]'s horrifying tale of basic server maintenance gone wrong. Very, very wrong.

• ComputerTerminology

  • (technical) ["Pearl"] asks about computer terminology. She is thusly educated.

• ArizonaRainstorm

  • (scary) ["Akili"] describes a harrowing trip home straight through a massive monsoon.

• DuelingWizards

  • This is why a duel between Wizards would be bad indeed.

• LionInGroomsClothing

  • Excellent demonstrations of what not to wear to a wedding as a groomsman.

• BurningDownTheHouse

  • ["Paw"] gives ["Akili"] good reasons why ["Paw"] should not be allowed to visit AkilisHouse, however unintentionally.

• CrystalQuestHistory

  • (roleplaying) An abridged and incomplete history of the second CrystalQuest, starring ChaosAkili. Well, no, but it sure has a nice ring to it. It stars ["Sarai"], too.

• KindsOfMagic

  • (roleplaying) ["Akili"] asks how many distinct types of magic there are.

• ChocolateSnubbing

  • (humorous) Want to be a professional snubber? How do you improve chocolate?

• RetailHistory

  • (humorous) Calin and Akili reminisce about 'good' times in Retail, and why they wouldn't want to work there again. Especially not as managers. But it's fun to remember!

• CalinsTimeMachine

  • (humorous) Calin warns himself not to invent a time machine.

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