Rants
Rants of all flavors! Angry, silly, instructional... for your reading pleasure.

 Lizards and Elephants
  Silly and hillarious! A must read!

 Instant Movie Summaries
  Akili sums up many B movies in this rant about webcam drivers.

 Phil Collins
  Calin rips off Phil Collins, and pays the price.

 Who owns YOUR computer?
  Calin and Akili show their irritation for The Big Corporate.

 Differences between men and women
  Something of a battle of the sexes... or maybe a language lesson.
  This one's pretty long. You have been warned.

 Mythical Creatures
  Are you mythical? Read this and find out!

 Quaffuccino??
  Who will be the Quaffuccino King?

 Active Directory Hell
  Calin describes a painful week at work.

 Video Conferencing on the Internet
  Akili explains how video conferencing works, and doesn't work, on the internet.

 All About UPSs
  Akili and Azizi have a long discussion about Uninterruptable Power Supplies.

 Be Afraid of Random Drivers
  Do YOU fall into any of these categories?

 Mental Keyboards, Anyone?
  An interesting news article results in an even more interesting discussion between Akili and Calin.

 Still Want To Be A SysAdmin?
  Calin's horrifying tale of basic server maintenance gone wrong. Very, very wrong.

 The Truth about CPUs
  Pearl asks about computer terminology. She is thusly educated.

 Arizona Rainstorm
  Akili describes a harrowing trip home straight through a massive monsoon.

 Superhero Spot!
  This is why a duel between Wizards would be bad indeed.

 A Lion in Groom's Clothing
  Excellent demonstrations of what not to wear to a wedding as a groomsman.

 Burning Down The House
  Paw gives Akili good reasons why Paw should not be allowed to visit Akili's house, however unintentionally.

 Crystal Quest History
  An abridged and incomplete history of the second Crystal Quest, starring Akili. Well, no, but it sure has a nice ring to it. It stars Sarai, too.

 Kinds of Magic
  Akili asks how many distinct types of magic there are.